All hail “Dollaritas Steve,” the brand new social media zaddy that is quenching all of the homosexual thirst

All hail “Dollaritas Steve,” the brand new social media zaddy that is quenching all of the homosexual thirst

Within the web age, it doesn’t take a lot to go viral –– particularly once you’ve acquired the thirst of Homosexual Twitter X in your facet.

Simply ask Steve Mazzari, a 28-year-old software program engineer within the Bay Space.

The mustachioed hottie turned an in a single day social media sensation after espousing his love for Applebee’s one-dollar margaritas on an area information phase. A person after our personal coronary heart!

Mazzari spoke to reporters outdoors Fisherman’s Wharf following a 3.7-magnitude earthquake that hit San Francisco on Friday (Oct. 27).

“I used to be simply slamming ‘Dollaritas’ up on the Applebee’s with some pals and it was an enormous shake,” he stated. “It was solely like, most likely a few seconds. Everybody stopped speaking. It was an enormous one.”

He ended the interview with a pleasant reminder: “Dollaritas are again!” (They, sadly, left the Applebee’s menu as of yesterday.)

Contemplating Mazzari has thick brows, a ‘stache, and a penchant for guzzling tequila, it didn’t take lengthy for gays on social media to seek out the interview –– and fall in love.

As Mazzari advised SF Gatehis determination to splurge on low-cost margs was “fully ironic,” impressed by the chain restaurant’s incessant advertisements throughout soccer video games.

However that hasn’t stopped him from capitalizing on his quarter-hour of fame –– nor the overflow of DMs.

“This woman I went on a date with like two and a half years in the past messaged me and stated, ‘My pal needs to go on a date with you. She thinks you’re her soulmate,’” he stated.

And whereas it seems our Dollarita Daddy is straight, he’s taking the LGBTQ+ neighborhood’s affection in stride.

“Me determining how I’m going to steadiness having a 9-5 and satisfying seemingly each homosexual man within the bay,” he wrote on X.

And in a follow-up interview with KTVU this week, he mirrored on the “utter mayhem” of the scenario, telling the station, “I’ve discovered quite a bit about the place I stand on Twitter amongst sure communities.”

Our homosexual DMs are open, Steve!

Mazzari even acquired tongue-in-cheek replying to a since-deleted tweet from a homosexual who stated Steve impressed his fapping sesh, writing, “Have enjoyable.”

He additionally shared an, erm, reasonably easy Twitter DM from a gloryhole account.

(For his half, Mazzari advised KTVU he’s obtained a “few (feedback) that (he) completely can not repeat on this household community.”)

Dollaritas Zaddy is an ally king

Most significantly, we are able to affirm Mazzari is an LGBTQ+ ally. After he launched a limited-time Cameo account, @computer_gay paid him $1 –– the identical value of a Dollarita –– to say “homosexual rights.”

“Homosexual rights, trans rights, these are all people rights,” Mazzari stated within the clip. “Nothing however love, so homosexual rights. Let’s go child.”

Nonetheless, one of the best factor to return from this entire scenario would possibly simply be Mazzari’s Instagram account.

If that is what a Dollarita physique seems like, signal us TF up!

Applebee’s has but to weigh in on their new unofficial spokesman, however the restaurant’s social media account did trace {that a} collaboration could also be within the works.

If not, Mazzari advised SF Gate“I’ll take my enterprise to Chili’s.” LOL.

Till then, we’ll be fixing up our personal Dollaritas. All this speak about Steve is making us thirsty!

Try extra of our fave thirst tweets for Dollarita Steve under.

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